Aruba Petroleum's New Theme Song..."Tinkle, Tinkle"

"Tinkle, Tinkle, little man. I wonder what you're doing? Up behind that building in the dark. Tinkle, Tinkle, little man. Like a drunken street crawler, you peed in the dark, thinking you'd never be caught. But with that (flash light) cigarette in your mouth, and your hands at your groin, Oh...little man, we did see you tinkle."

ARUBA PETROLEUM DISCHARGING FLUIDS ILLEGALLY!!!

Thank you to an ARUBA PETROLEUM employee for providing the inspiration for this little ditty. He was caught on video peeing on Tim and Christine's property. View the video on full screen to catch ARUBA in the act of public urination. Toxins aren't the only thing they're releasing into the atmosphere...

Campfire Horror Story

The whispering winds blew the day's candle out leaving us stretched around like rubber bands tensely infront of the evening's campfire. We waited in anticipation for the telling of horrific stories. A middle aged weathered worn man drew close to the fire illuminating his tired features and he began filling the night air with a most spine tingling tail.



There once was a happy family that bought a nice pleasant parcel of land in the country. On this land they had a quaint little house and barn, but their most prized possession were the horses. The little girl of the family dreamed of having her own horse, riding and taking care of them and loving them with all her heart. Her dream came true.

One day when this family returned home after being at school and work, they'd found their fence tore down and their horses were gone! Unknown trucks and pipes and machinery of all kinds were on the property puffing big clouds of vicious black smoke. What was this monster? None only than Aruba Petroleum. Think I'm kidding? Check this out!

TYC, Aruba Petroleum...Special Aren't They

Where do I start today? Oh, I guess from the beginning. I've been targeted once again at work. While I was at lunch, some TYC echelon searched my room. Seems they have a problem with the student journals and how they're decorated. I had magazines donated by various people. The magazines given to the school to use were Sports Illustrated, JC Penny Catalogue and Home & Garden. The boys removed pictures from the pages and then decorated their journals. The gestapo in charge wanted to know if I was aware of their policy that limited the boys' exposure to "skin"?

As I pondered this statement, it made me wonder how it is that if they found a few women in swimsuits on the students' journals unacceptable that they find it acceptable for the boys to be watching let's see...Rock of Love, Sex Rehab with Dr. Drew...and many other wonderful family programs brought to the boys in the TYC controlled dorm via cable.

Also, the teachers are under fire because the boys have recently amassed lots of new prison tattoos. Oh, it's our fault because apparently the boys are stealing the pens and staples from our classrooms. So, I asked, "How long does it take to give a standard prison tattoo?" The response, "At least 30 minutes to an hour, it's a tedious process." So, wouldn't the issue be...where is the STAFF that's supposed to be watching the boys during these 30 minutes to an hour? Hmmm....does make one wonder.

Well, I'm not surprised, it's the pass the buck mentality that most big wigs in Texas have. And not only that, but if they can point out your mistakes then you won't notice their mistakes all that much, right? Isn't that what Aruba has done to the Ruggieros?

Aruba lied to the Ruggieros. Aruba took up to 5 of their 10 acres. Aruba took their acreage without any notice. Aruba cut an enormous hole in their $15,000 pipe fence. Aruba threatened and intimidated the Ruggieros. Aruba spilled toxic waste on the Ruggiero property and then tried to hide it. But all this is forgiven because Aruba gave the Ruggieros $30,000. Oh, isn't that special.