Happy Birthday Mr. Durango! I sure am glad you decided to transplant your incredible self to Texas. I've been lax in keeping up with my friends as of late or I would have sent you a little something from the desert, but seeing that Fort Worth is on day 41 of drought and heat above 100, I'm thinking that your landscape is starting to resemble my own.
Instead, I'll post for you one of my favorite songs.
Hostess Aunt Alice's Deep Fried Walmart Twinkies
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