Monday, December 28, 2009

Aruba Petroleum's New Theme Song..."Tinkle, Tinkle"

"Tinkle, Tinkle, little man. I wonder what you're doing? Up behind that building in the dark. Tinkle, Tinkle, little man. Like a drunken street crawler, you peed in the dark, thinking you'd never be caught. But with that (flash light) cigarette in your mouth, and your hands at your groin, Oh...little man, we did see you tinkle."



ARUBA PETROLEUM DISCHARGING FLUIDS ILLEGALLY!!!






Thank you to an ARUBA PETROLEUM employee for providing the inspiration for this little ditty. He was caught on video peeing on Tim and Christine's property. View the video on full screen to catch ARUBA in the act of public urination. Toxins aren't the only thing they're releasing into the atmosphere...

7 comments:

Jovan Gonzales said...

Did you make that cute little song up? I am LOVING it. This is just ridiculous. I think you + me + Sharon + Dango + everyone ever should go pee on their yard. You know. The corporate one, in Plano. Let's do it!!!

At least urine isn't toxic to anyone, and thankfully it's also sterile! :P

TXsharon said...

Illegal fluid discharge! Bwah ha ha! This is great! I'm going to print out that graphic for Tim to post at His/Aruba's gate.

Can you believe that guy was smoking with all that methane boiling into the air? Not the sharpest tack...

Cheap Tricks and Costly Truths said...

Okay, Jovan...but no peeking! ha ha
Yes, I should have allowed more time for my creative juices (*wink, wink*) to flow, but that's what you get when you just go!

Sharon, I thought we was smoking at first, too, but I'm thinking he had a flashlight in his mouth, ya know...one of those pen lights, ya know...small, kinda like something else?

TXsharon said...

Yeah, I'm pretty sure that was a flashlight.

We could do a symbolic relieving of ourselves. Guys could have yellow streamers coming out of their zippers. Women could take a bucket and sit on that.

Cheap Tricks and Costly Truths said...

I like your symbolic relieving idea, quite impressive!

Tim Ruggiero said...

I was pretty sure he was also smoking when I taped him. If you watch the video, you see what looks like a hot ash fall, but then after he walks away, you then see a flash of light reflect off the wet pile of rock. I saw him with a flashlight earlier, as he was hooking up the power lines to that camper trailer he's peeing next to. I guess the toilet in the camper isn't working, either. There are two porta-potties about 20 feet behind that trailer. (no exaggeration) One of them is on it's side. Over on Headen's property, there's also two porta potties - and one of them is on it's side.

But, either way, whether he was smoking while urinating or just urinating.......

Cheap Tricks and Costly Truths said...

It's base and depraved. Aruba lacks moral turpitude. I know I'm using vehemently strong words, but since ARUBA employees are full aware of the disruption of your lives, that they would be take extreme prejudice in not causing further aggravation. This episode CLEARLY indicates that ARUBA has no remorse. And will continue to act without regard for anyone.