Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Fracking Zombies!

The kids and I LOVE zombie movies. In fact, we're such big fans of the zombies that we've prepared for the ultimate zombie invasion which we are certain will take place in 2012. So, you can imagine how excited we are about the upcoming movie..."Frac Attack: Dawn of the Watershed".

The movie is about a bunch of residents who drink water contaminated by hydraulic fracturing. These residents then turn into ZOMBIES! It's a great way to get those who couldn't care less to show some interest in the subject.

Of course, there are some people who aren't happy about the new movie, such as Diffendorf, group leader of the Kirkwood landowners. She thinks the movie is just weird and full of misinformation. But I'm thinking showing the REAL effects of drinking hydraulic fracturing fluid would be too awful to see.

Jackie Root, a lease specialist gave a big thumbs down for the movie, stating that she thought Ithacans had too much time on their hands. You want to know what this lease specialist suggested we should frack the wells with instead of water? Milk. Yep, she calls it, "lacto-frack." Hey does using milk instead of water keep the ground water from being contaminated? I give your "lacto-frack" a BIG THUMBS DOWN.


Tammi said...

I can't wait to pop some popcorn and watch these movies!!!

Anonymous said...

Dang, this Jackie woman must be quite a specimen (or speci-woman!). Any idea how much milk she can produce each day? I'm sure the Guiness World records people would be very interested, including the size of her, you know--brassiere. White or chocolate milk, Jackie?

Cheap Tricks and Costly Truths said...

Yeah, considering she's gonna need millions of gallons of milk for just one well...she must by gynormous!!!